That's right folks. In this day and age of overindulgence, obesity, and lipo dissolve, I need to beef up. The pediatrician is concerned because I'm one year old and weigh just under 16 lbs. Personally, I think this is a good weight for me. I'm lean, agile, and mobile. However, since mom took the doctor's concerns to heart, I guess I'll have to do what I can to put on the pounds. It's rough having to eat ice cream, cheese, and yogurt all day, but this little lady is up for the challenge.
Part of the problem I'm sure is that I haven't been fond of any lacteal fluid that didn't come straight from mom. However, in the last few days she wore me down, and I'm now drinking whole milk as long as it's cut with some water. It may not be my favorite, but you take what you can get when your legs are short and the shelves are high.
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Don't worry - in 30 or 40 years you'll be rushing through the doors of Advanced Lipo Dissolve Center to get rid of your love handles, flabby abs, banana, and double chin.
Enjoy this time now little one.
Love, the Lipo Therapy Lady.
P.S. - you're a cute one
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